The State of Bae Galapagos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.71 billion Bae Galapagosians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Environment, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The very strong Bae Galapagosian economy, worth 824 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,814 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and Bae Galapagos has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bae Galapagos's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bae Galapagos is ranked 50,898^th in the world and 78^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 607.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.